Pope resigns, scientist applies for job | Dean Burnett

Following the scandal and controversy, the Catholic Church could do worse than having a scientist as pope. It is therefore an application of a

To: The Vatican (HR)

Name: Dean Burnett

Date:

02/11/2013

reference:

vacancy

CCLXVI ("Papa")

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Dear Sir / Madam / Holy Spirit

am very interested in applying for the vacancy recently announced the Pope's position. I'm sure you've received many requests, but I think it would be an excellent candidate for the role that could bring new and innovative approaches to help increase diversity, what would motivate both involved in improving the reputation and the organization (ie the Catholic Church).

I read the job description and while it is true not meet all the essential criteria specified by the role (for example, I regularly fellowship with God or a deity unspecified) I think my strength in other areas to compensate for my lack of direct experience.

Although I am not a practicing member of the Catholic Church (or whatever), I am a qualified scientist and enthusiastic. I think that makes me an ideal choice for the next pope, for a number of reasons. For example, I had many jobs that require the use of a white blouse, and the use of white robes appears to be the main task of the Pope. I also regularly lectures on the subject of neurosciences, so I'm talking widely known in a language unknown to rooms full of people who are struggling to stay awake, it would not be a problem for me to celebrate Mass when necessary.

m 'is not a cardinal, but a recent check my portfolio reveals that even I have a membership card to both GAME, Blockbuster Video and MVC, clearly showing that I am dedicated to reduction and robust institutions if the illusory belief in the resurrection.

As a scientist atheist can claim to be in constant contact with God per se, but I found regular teachers with equivalent levels of power and influence that require blind obedience of those who serve , so do not hesitate It gave me equivalent professional experience required for the position.
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